Blame Canadá

Sheila: Times have changedOur kids are getting worse

They won't obey their parents

They just want to fart and curse!

Sharon: Should we blame the government?

Liane: Or blame society?

Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?

Sheila: No, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their beady little eyes

And flapping heads so full of lies

Everyone: Blame Canada Blame Canada

Sheila: We need to form a full assault

Everyone: It's Canada's fault!

Sharon: Don't blame me

For my son Stan

He saw the damn cartoon

And now he's off to join the Klan!

Liane: And my boy Eric once

Had my picture on his shelf

But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!

Sheila: Well, blame Canada

Everyone: Blame Canada

Sheila: It seems that everything's gone wrong

Since Canada came along

Everyone: Blame Canada Blame Canada

Copy Guy: They're not even a real country anyway

Ms. McCormick: My son could've been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,

Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue

Everyone: Should we blame the matches?

Should we blame the fire?

Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?

Sheila: heck no!

Everyone: Blame Canada Blame Canada

Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo

Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too

Everyone: Blame Canada Shame on Canada

For...The smut we must stop

The trash we must bash

The Laughter and fun

Must all be undone

We must blame them and cause a fuss

Before somebody thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!