I am British Columbian

I AM BRITISH COLUMBIAN!

My name is Nick,

On a map my province is on the left and unfortunately is so is my government.

I not a hippy, or a tree hugger, but I'm proud to recycle.

I wasn't born here, but I am heree now and its better than where I was before, even though I will go back home for Christmas.

I wasn't an extra on the X-Files, but my roommate was.

I use an umbrella in the winter, not a snow shovel.

There are no gas stations in gas town.

Spusism is beyond hope, and if you wanna smoke you better step outside.

And its lutis land not lalatis land,

BC is the farthest away from Toronto,

The Home of Terry Fox,

and the best part of Canada!

My name is Nick AND I AM A BRITISH COLUMBIAN!!!